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Hati-hati ama Mulyadhie
« on: May 05, 2008, 09:13:59 AM »

Ada seorang BIARAWATI (SUSTER) cantik dan seorang PREMAN yang lumayan ganteng naik bis kota bersama-sama. Preman itu sangat bernafsu melihat suster tersebut. Akhirnya ia tidak tahan dan bertanya: "MAUKAH SUSTER BERCINTA DENGAN SAYA ?"

Suster itu menjawab: "Tidak mungkin, kan saya seorang suster, kekasih Tuhan". Akhirnya suster itu turun d ari bis.... Preman yang sadar dirinya ganteng dan jantan, merasa kecewa!. Sopir bis yang bernama MULYADHIE menguping pembicaraan itu. Mulyadhie melirik pada Preman yang memang ganteng itu lalu berkata pada Preman itu: "Kamu mau bercinta dengan suster itu? Bayar aku Rp 100.000,- , nanti saya kasih tahu rahasianya."

Preman itu membayarnya, dan Mulyadhie memberikan nasehatnya : "Suster itu memiliki kebiasaan berdoa setiap Selasa malam di tempat suci di belakang gereja. Kamu harus berpakaian putih dan berkilau-kilau lalu berbuat seolah-olah kamu itu "Tuhan", dan memintanya untuk bersetubuh dengan kamu."

Preman itu setuju dan menunggu hingga Selasa malam. Memang benar suster itu datang berdoa dengan khusuk. Sehabis doa, Preman itu muncul dan berkata, "Aku akan kabulkan seluruh permintaan kamu, asalkan kamu mau bersetubuh dengan aku ?"

Suster itu menjawab, "Karena aku kekasih Tuhan, jadi aku bersedia. Tetapi agar aku tetap perawan,sebaiknya dilakukan secara ANAL-SEX"  (SUSTER atau BIARAWATI memang harus perawan sepanjang hidupnya, bok !!!).

Preman itu setuju lalu TERJADILAH PERSETUBUHAN itu..... Dan Preman ganteng itu membuktikankeperkas aan dirinya sebagai laki-laki yang jantan.

Selesai semuanya itu PREMAN ITU BERTERIAK... .: "Wua ha..ha..ha.. ha... guwe bukanTUHAN tau.... guwe PREMAN"

SUSTER ITU JUGA BERTERIAK... : "Ha..ha..ha. . ha..ha.., guwe juga bukan SUSTER
tau......". "Guwe adalah MULYADHIE SOPIR BIS"
  
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Re: Hati-hati ama Mulyadhie
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2008, 09:20:07 AM »

Wah supir bisnya homo ya...  :2funny:
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Re: Hati-hati ama Mulyadhie
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008, 04:45:45 PM »

halah, kira'in Mulyadhie itu siapa  :2funny:
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Re: Hati-hati ama Mulyadhie
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 10:32:12 AM »

muke gile :wacko:
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Re: Hati-hati ama Mulyadhie
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 10:25:53 AM »

ra' nggenah ndes !!!
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Re: Hati-hati ama Mulyadhie
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2009, 10:44:20 AM »

hhehehehe
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Re: Hati-hati ama Mulyadhie
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 11:06:47 AM »

wah kasihan banget temen gue yang namanya mulyadi, dia orang baik, tapi kena getahnya, karena ada mulyadi lain yang sopir bis, yang homo, kang tipu lagi ......
thanks, hua ha ha ha
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